You've been eating too much crap.

Smoothie.

My big fat Greek sandwich.

Gyro.

Italian for "little sandwich." I think.

Panini.

The original hot pocket.

Calzone.

Wham bam thank you ham.

Ham sandwich.

"It says Philly so it must be authentic."

Philly cheese steak.

I recommend Nathan's.

Hot dog.

Got milk?

PB&J.

"Did you ever know that you're my hero?"

Italian hero.

Eggsactly what you wanted.

Egg salad sandwich.

For people who eat Thai but don't really.

Pad thai.

Eat in or curry out.

Indian buffet.

The one thing Jews and Arabs can agree on.

Falafel sandwich.

In a world, where breakfast meets lunch...

Brunch.

Members only.

Turkey club.

A summer favorite and a Jewish surname all in one.

Burger.

Not to be confused with the "Funky Cold Medina."

Chicken quesadilla.