You've been eating too much crap.

Smoothie.

My big fat Greek sandwich.

Gyro.

Italian for "little sandwich." I think.

Panini.

The original hot pocket.

Calzone.

Wham bam thank you ham.

Ham sandwich.

"It says Philly so it must be authentic."

Philly cheese steak.

I recommend Nathan's.

Hot dog.

Got milk?

PB&J.

"Did you ever know that you're my hero?"

Italian hero.

Eggsactly what you wanted.

Egg salad sandwich.

For people who eat Thai but don't really.

Pad thai.

Eat in or curry out.

Indian buffet.

The one thing Jews and Arabs can agree on.

Falafel sandwich.

In a world, where breakfast meets lunch...

Brunch.

Members only.

Turkey club.

A summer favorite and a Jewish surname all in one.

Burger.

Not to be confused with the "Funky Cold Medina."

Chicken quesadilla.

Eat two, Brute.

Chicken caesar salad.

That's all folks.

Pulled pork sandwich.

"Damn! They forgot my pickle!"

Turkey sandwich.

'n joy

Mac 'n cheese.

A delicious double euphemism.

Fish taco.

"Screw the dolphins, I'm hungry."

Tuna sandwich.

Great for sharing. Or eating alone at your desk.

Fried rice.

Good no matter how you slice it

Pizza

Acceptable as a side dish to more pasta salad.

Pasta salad.

They illegally prevent the other chickens from scoring.

Chicken tenders.

A great stage name for a rapper.

BLT.

The sandwich and the man eating it.

Po-boy.

Time to wrap up the work week.

Fish burrito.

Man who toss salad accomplish anything.

Chinese chicken salad.

It's what makes the Italian navy so dangerous.

Meatball sub.

"Let's roll."

Sushi.

Add a tomato to get your veggies.

Grilled cheese.